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Posted: 01 August 2012 07:59 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Posted: 01 August 2012 10:59 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Ladies,

Take him for a drive and be sure to monitor his reactions to other women wearing skimpy clothes......if he twists his head, dump him because he has no respect for you in the beginning and it will only get worse.

Most Haitian men are passive, make sure you weed those out.......stay the hell away from them.

Watch the fingers, the index must be longer than the middle finger.......if not, you will not have a good physical relationship......so stay away from those.

Stay away from cheap men.........

He must love his mother....but if mom is the center of his life... trust me, you should run.

Try to date men who have the right combination of intellect and "bad boy" character.......because in all of nature, females mate with males that will provide and protect. If he doesn't have the necassary to provide for you or the muscles and will to protect you, he should not pass on his genes.

Play hard to get....but once he got you, give it your all.

If you're unhappy.....give him the best time of his life and then get dressed and say - honey, I'm leaving you!
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Posted: 01 August 2012 11:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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en devant - 01 August 2012 10:59 PM
Ladies,

Take him for a drive and be sure to monitor his reactions to other women wearing skimpy clothes......if he twists his head, dump him because he has no respect for you in the beginning and it will only get worse.

Most Haitian men are passive, make sure you weed those out.......stay the hell away from them.

Watch the fingers, the index must be longer than the middle finger.......if not, you will not have a good physical relationship......so stay away from those.

Stay away from cheap men.........

He must love his mother....but if mom is the center of his life... trust me, you should run.

Try to date men who have the right combination of intellect and "bad boy" character.......because in all of nature, females mate with males that will provide and protect. If he doesn't have the necassary to provide for you or the muscles and will to protect you, he should not pass on his genes.

Play hard to get....but once he got you, give it your all.

If you're unhappy.....give him the best time of his life and then get dressed and say - honey, I'm leaving you!


in the words of a very smart Arab "I feel sorry for your husband."
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Posted: 01 August 2012 11:48 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Oh mine, someone looked at his hand.
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Posted: 02 August 2012 12:20 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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CoolP - 01 August 2012 07:59 PM

Misye a'p fè konkirans a'g nèg "Pale Kaka" yo! Fimen byè! Si fan'm nan pa gen dekomobil, kijan pou'l bay premye tès la? Pou'm gen yon fanm mwen mennen'l nan magazen epi pou'm rete nan machin a'p tann li? Ou menm sèlman'k pou fè kaka sa-a monchè! Epi si'w pa bay konsèy pou gason tou, konnen ou se yon gwo blofè!
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Posted: 02 August 2012 07:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Great advice en devant. However, your list fell short of a few things,

A) Make sure he has strong jaws to grind his food
B) A large pertruding forehead to signify he has a big brain
C) Big hands and foots well you know……to grab and hold things while remaining well balanced
D) A fat tongue to demonstrate that he’s able to communicate orally


And oh, it also helps if he’s a good hunter gatherer……………………………




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Posted: 02 August 2012 09:33 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Can't make out the small print......anyway, happy guy.

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Posted: 02 August 2012 12:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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en devant - 01 August 2012 11:48 PM
Oh mine, someone looked at his hand.


LOL Not exactly. But what's up with the checklist. Whatever happened to physical attraction and compatibility?
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Posted: 02 August 2012 12:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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And what should the men look for before getting trapped??????
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Posted: 02 August 2012 12:46 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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en devant - 01 August 2012 11:48 PM
Oh mine, someone looked at his hand.


LOL Not exactly. But what's up with the checklist. Whatever happened to physical attraction and compatibility?




That's what they should be attracted to......because it's compatible with future sucess.
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Posted: 02 August 2012 12:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Jesus Christ - 02 August 2012 12:38 PM
And what should the men look for before getting trapped??????



I don't know. I guess good waist to hip ratio, intelligence.......fortunately for us men have to jump in blind raspberry
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Posted: 02 August 2012 01:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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en devant - 02 August 2012 12:56 PM
Jesus Christ - 02 August 2012 12:38 PM
And what should the men look for before getting trapped??????



I don't know. I guess good waist to hip ratio, intelligence.......fortunately for us men have to jump in blind raspberry


"Jump in bilnd"....real funny.

Not anymore and definitely not in the US where we haitian men have options up the wazoo.

It is the haitian woman who needs to play her cards right if she is to get that prized husband.
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Posted: 02 August 2012 01:24 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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en devant - 02 August 2012 12:56 PM
Jesus Christ - 02 August 2012 12:38 PM
And what should the men look for before getting trapped??????



I don't know. I guess good waist to hip ratio, intelligence.......fortunately for us men have to jump in blind raspberry


"Jump in bilnd"....real funny.

Not anymore and definitely not in the US where we haitian men have options up the wazoo.

It is the haitian woman who needs to play her cards right if she is to get that prized husband.



Options to do what.....wear gloves?

Funny, but Haitian men keep coming back to that familiar "Rememberance of things past" of their mother's cooking and their sisters' way of talking and laughing.
Haitian women pass on the culture.....so unless they want to abandon the tribe, they'll have to deal with US.
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