We've all heard Polish jokes as well as jokes poking fun at other nationalities and ethnic groups. Well now it's our turn. The list below has been making it's rounds on the Internet for quite some time now. Although some of them are corny and others we just don't get, many of them make sense and are so true that you'll be screaming "Amwe!!" Enjoy....

You know you're Haitian if ..

42. Your parents still put you "a genou" even though you are 19.

41. You use bed sheets as window curtains.

40. You (the ladies) bring your own box of perm to the beauty parlor to get a cheaper deal.

39. You ate rice within the past 3 days.

38. You eat too much chicken, diri kole, or diri a djon djon.

37. Your living room couches are covered with plastic.

36. You know the location of every C.A.M., Bobby Express, Unitransfer or Western Union within a 20-mile radius of your home.

35. You buy your cereal at Farmer's Market.

34. You buy your Fruits at Basket Market.

33. You try to bargain your way out of everything and anywhere even in department stores.

32. You keep a "bokit" (bucket) by your bed for added ease and convenience.

31. To get out of trouble with a fellow Haitian, you use the phrase: "bon sa-ou genyen la?, se Ayisyen nou ye mon(ma)che."

30. Once the temperature gets below a certain level, you lose all concepts of coordination when it comes to things like snow boots, winter coats, scarves, and hats often doing things like wearing two different color hats at the same time.

29. You or your parents have a bottle of "Ombre Rose" or "Eau de Caron" (Perfume) sitting on your dresser.

28. You have a bunch of expensive perfumes on your dresser but prefer to use the cheaper ones because you don't want to waste your good stuff.

27. You point at things and people with your lips.

26. You just don't feel fresh until you've drenched yourself in "Bien Etre" (Eau de Cologne.)

25. Your house is so packed with meubles and *biblos* that you can't even take two steps, and there are entire rooms in your house that no one is allowed to go in because they are reserved for company.

24. You have three sets of china: odd, even, and miss-matched plates, bowls, glasses and cups for your household the kind that come with flowers that is only reserved for company that you haven't seen in years, or extremely special occasions and the kind in the display cabinet that will only come out for careful cleaning and then go right back in.

23. You feel no obligation to bring gifts to anyone's celebration because if they are celebrating, then they are obviously doing better than you are, so they couldn't possibly need anything. As a matter of fact, they should be giving you a gift for taking time to come, and if they don't volunteer a gift then you'll help yourself to one, such as plates full of food or any decorations that were on display for the celebration.

25. You might be late for a wedding or may not even even show up at all, but damn it, you are early for the reception! And of course you bring home a plate wrapped in aluminum foil and some 'gateau'.

24. You can never throw out an empty container/can.

23. You suck your teeth (tuipé) when you're fed up.

22. You know what lok, *medsin* (Laxative) is.

21. You prefer juice in the form of concentrated syrup.

20. The weakest old woman can strike fear into your heart with just one look.

19. When you really get mad at someone you want to take off your shoe and slap him or her with it.

18. You prefer salt and pepper in your peanut butter rather than sugar.

17. Saturday is "bouillon day" at your house

16. Yawning more often indicates hunger than fatigue.

15. All soda is called "cola" and all chewing gum is called "Chicklets".

14. Maggi, Matouk's/Tabasco, & tomato paste are cooking essentials.

13. You refuse to throw out old grease. So that everything you fry has that taste of fried fish, chicken, bannan pese, or griot.

12. You're ready to die for some te (tea).

11. The US is only made up of three cities: Miami, NY, Boston.

10. 2001 was more significant than the year 2000.

9. Deep fried pork (griot) is one of your favorite dishes.

8. You have either Jean or Marie placed somewhere in your name and you know someone named Roro, Fanfan, Pouchon or Marie Rose.

7. Your furniture is too big for your house.

6. You dip bread in your coffee, hot chocolate, and even certain kinds of liquor (Kremas).

5. You go to work as though you were dressed for Church, you go to Church as if you were dressed for a wedding, and you go to a wedding as if you were dressed to meet Queen Elizabeth.

4. When you hear "pssssssssst", you know that someone is trying to get your attention.

3. You nod your head upward to greet someone when you're too busy to talk.

2. When you visit someone, it has to be just long enough so that they can't say that you didn't come by and not too long so that they can't say that you have nothing better to do than to be sittin' up in someone else's home.

AND THE NUMBER ONE INDICATOR OF BEING 'AYISYEN' IS:

1. If someone says that the party starts at 8pm, then you know not to show up until 11PM!