what did the blind man say as he walked by the fish market?

     Good Morning ladies..

what has 360 legs and can't walk?

     ittttts  Jerry's kids

   IF "JESUS" WAS JEWISH WHY DOES HE HAVE A PUERTO-RICAN NAME...HUH

 How do crazy people go through the forest? 
 

 They take the psycho path.

 How do you get holy water?

  Boil the hell out of it.

 What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
 

 Polaroids.

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

  The taste.

WHATS THE PERFECT WOMAN?

  SHE IS 3 FEET TALL..NO TEETH....AND A FLAT SPOT ON HER HEAD TO HOLD YOUR BEER.

*Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food? There is fish flavored!

*Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

* Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

*Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? 
 

Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?

A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the nooose.